Celebrity Chatta

This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, it was a crazy part 1 of the reunion! Here’s our take on it:

Cynthia in the ATL

Cynthia says she’s now getting comfortable living in Atlanta. But she’ll be sticking around since her modelling school, The Bailey Agency is based in the ATL and so is Peter’s Bar One. And she changed her hair again…

Kandi vs. NeNe

Despite the success of Kandi’s Bedroom Kandi line, NeNe says sex toys isn’t her thing. But Kandi calls her out saying she’s being judgmental for a former stripper. This sets NeNe right off!

She was a stripper in her twenties but she doesn’t need a dildo up her ass. All Kandi’s products have sold out anyways so she could care less if NeNe doesn’t want one! Like who don’t want one??

Kandi’s new man

Kandi is now dating RHOA production manager Todd. In Africa they spent the whole last day together and have been dating ever since. She’s in love and is to move in with Todd! You go girl!

Kim: new man, new bling, baby, mega-mansion next up dream wedding

Kim announces she’s four months pregnant! She made more money last year and even bought a boat since Kroy just signed a huge new three-year contract. They are going to put on it “Ask, believe and receive.” Then barf.

And what about Sweetie – she attended Brielle’s recent birthday party and says they’re still friends they just don’t work together anymore. Sure sure and Andy was all, lemme see that rock!

Chateau Sheree & custody battle

Sheree’s been battling for child support from her baby daddy Bob Whitfield. Then she turns on Phaedra for not helping her court case against Bob!

In terms of Chateau Sheree, she’s hired a new contractor. But NeNe calls it “Never-land”… as it seems like it’s never gonna get finished. Oh the tears…

NeNe’s success and Celebrity Apprentice

Did you know that NeNe was at Whitney Houston’s last performance before she died? Kandi even had Whitney sing one of her songs called “Tell Me No”…amazing. And Phaedra knew and worked for Bobby & Whitney for years!

This year NeNe is rich bitch! Oh and smile, those teeth were free baby.

NeNe confirms she got paid for her Celebrity Apprentice appearances then argues with Sheree, how much money she made or didn’t make this year…I dunno it was hard to follow, and poor Andy couldn’t get a word in either!

But Sheree fires back saying NeNe’s son was arrested for shoplifting at Walmart! NeNe demands to leave the kids outta this hot mess…again Andy tries to direct traffic…love that chaise Andy’s in!

But Kim says NeNe Tweets about her kids having different baby daddies. Then Kim and NeNe argue for a bit…Andy then asks about how NeNe wanted to leave her son in jail; she says he needed to think about what he did wrong.

Kandi gets called out about NeNe being rich comment, but NeNe feels that she was trying to take a shot at her. Cynthia says that it’s the way she said it. Kim says that’s funny because Kandi is the richest lady sitting there…so Kandi’s the real rich bitch!

Game on!

Cynthia thinks that NeNe has changed for the better, and Phaedra isn’t sure if the change is good or not because of the tension in the group. Kim says NeNe seems to care about her house. NeNe says Kim’s just renting her Barbie dream house. Kim’s quick to point out she bought the house so shut up!

NeNe says that Kim bitches about everyone and if someone says anything about her then it’s game on. Andy tries to move on…again! There’s that great chaise again…must have it.

And next time:

NeNe says she doesn’t flirt with Peter, and Peter doesn’t give a shit about his wife’s sister Mal. Cynthia’s African baby comment comes back up and make way for Marlo who calls Kim a whore!

Tune in next Monday at 9/8c as part 2 of the RHOA reunion continues on Bravo.

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