After visiting the orphanage the ladies have some dinner and are actually nice to each other…let’s see how long this peace will last. Next they are off to a museum where they get to meet a local herbalist that reads fortune, but Phaedra ain’t having it.

The herbalist tells Kandi she’ll marry the man she is living with. Kandi explains this man died…the herbalist says he’s still with her like he’s still her man! Marlo needs to find a real man to marry and hasn’t found him yet. The herbalist says Sheree won’t marry again, she needs to just stay in her house as she is old now. Ouch.

As for NeNe, the bones say she isn’t happy and her husband is a good man but if she isn’t happy then she shouldn’t stay with him. Then there’s Cynthia…and apparently she is happy in her marriage…yeah right Mr. Bones.
Later the ladies bond at a pajama slumber party and talk quickly turns to sex. Suddenly Kandi and Marlo have a lot more in common than they thought! The next morning Marlo is sick in bed, throwing up and all and NeNe helps take care of her. Phaedra is sure the witch doctor put the “hoo-joo” on Marlo because she was mocking him…LOL Phaedra could be right!! Call Mr. Bones or better yet, call the Ghostbusters!

At lunch NeNe says that Kim is the captain to team small and that comment totally pisses off Kandi. Later Team Small calls Kim back home as Sheree calls out Kandi for not thinking that Kim would have come to play with the little black babies!! But Kandi reminds them that it was Cynthia who said that! Seems like there are some cracks in Team Small.

On their last night they all dress in traditional outfits for their last dinner in South Africa. So Kandi calls out Sheree for telling Kim that orphanage comment and Cynthia confirms that she said that. NeNe reminds them that all they were doing was reporting to their boss lady?? That sets off Kandi…then she starts up with Marlo and her labels…like can we feed the animals in the zoo as they are starting to get to kill each other.

Next time on “From Motherland to Haterville”:
The ladies leave South Africa as Peter wants to do something for his first anniversary with Cynthia, Kim bitches to Sheree about the orphanage comment, and Peter tells NeNe that Bryson is in jail so she should bail his ass out. And Kandi tries to defend herself in front of Kim and Sheree.
Tune in next Sunday for an all-new episode of RHOA airing at 9/8c on Bravo.
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