So where were we?
Ronnie and Mary had a blowout fight at the Keefer Hotel, as Ronnie launches her own wine. Christina is dating a new man and she is Team Mary all the way!
“Back in the Saddle”
Ronnie is busy getting the boys off to school as Houston asks his mom to change out of her cougar top before she drops him back off. She changes as they head off via their own seaplane! Later she gets teary-eyed leaving Houston’s dorm room.
It’s Christina’s second date with David and they go shooting in the woods! Weapons expert Zoran teach them the basics and warns you could be shot…on the second date! David notes that Christina’s fitted top and leather pants makes her a great Lara Croft knock-off. They’re pretty active firing shot guns…I think that qualifies as a hot second date!
Jody’s tries to get her baby girl Hannah up for school. Poor thing is in a bad mood but she helps mommy do some baking. Hannah’s a lil’ lady as she hates her mom’s skirt!
Mary is up early with her dog George getting her three boys up for school. Chad needs cash for a lock at school, Chase’s hungry and Cole is a senior who isn’t taking math. But they all get off to school looking all-dapper. Oh and George needs his yogurt!
Ronnie’s son Jhordan suggests she invite Mary to her birthday party. Ronnie’s hesitantly Mary via text. Elsewhere, Reiko has some help when it comes to getting her girls up for school, she has her mom Keiko who is a big help!
Ronnie and Jhordan meet with marketing peeps Ute and Nick to discuss Rehab’s future creative. But Ronnie isn’t feeling any of it until the end, and likes 2/10 concepts! But she’s not the only one in the beverage biz! Mary’s son Tyler helped create a signature drink named Blue Tulum and will hopefully market it to the public!
Ronnie meets with wine experts to discuss her new wine’s curb appeal. But the name Rehab may not pass the licensing board. She also learns a few changes could help her new labels stand out on shelves.
Jody runs through Ronnie’s birthday schedule with Mia. First they’ll meet at the Pan Pacific then off to the Bourbon. Mia can’t believe that Mary singled out her mother for being a Jew and hopes Mary doesn’t show up!
Kevin, Christina, Reiko, Jody and Mia are already at the restaurant when birthday girl Ronnie rolls in with son Jhordan. Mia would be cute with Jhordan eh? Mary shows up with hugs for Ronnie but the rest of the girls are cold as ice. Jody’s pissed at Mary’s crop plaid top but Jody had a weird fur hat on! Is she a Voyageur this week? C’est à l’aube que nous partirons!
The ladies board the Bourbon’s signature Caddy convertible to the bar. Hey at least they had a driver so they could sip bubbly from a paper bag! Classy. Ronnie’s birthday cake featured her plane, some Louis Vuitton and Verve Chico Champagne!
Next up is the riding of the mechanical bull. First up Ronnie and then good ol’ boy Kevin followed by Christina in her pretty Ralph Lauren skirt! She’s happy she wore panties and so are we! Even Ronnie’s hubby Russell makes it out! Then Jody and Mia confront Mary first about her tummy-tuck then they get into the “who’s Jewish or not Jewish” talk again. Mary says she doesn’t care who’s Jewish then someone pokes Mary! Mary gets upset as Jhordan that comes to her rescue!
And next week on “Ay, Caramba!”
Mary calls out Mia’s behavior to Jody and Jody gets upset at Reiko not having her back. They head to Mexico with no Ronnie and Jody is the one who has to break the news to Ronnie.
RHOV airs Wednesdays on Slice.
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