Celebrity Chatta

So where were we?

Ivy tells Dixon that she bagged Oscar while Oscar tells Ivy that he was banging her mama! Oscar finally explains to Laurel the pain she caused his father is the pain he wanted to cause her, while Victor gets Adrianna the cover of a magazine with her tits hanging out…and Navid figures out just how he and his father know the mean locker girl!

This week …we begin with a flash forward of sorts…Annie throws Dixon the mail…Silver and Navid have gotten close as Jen says sorry to Ryan about the baby?? And Adrianna walks the red carpet with a Jonas Brother… oh and Oscar plus Naomi equals a hot new crazy couple alert??!!

Elsewhere at West Bev, Dixon punches out Oscar as Adrianna tries on fancy dresses for the red carpet with the girls. Naomi offers her advice on walking the carpet as Adrianna debuts a gorgeous short white draped happiness. Victor calls to tell Adrianna that Joe Jonas will be her date for the magazine party the end. Charlie and Annie are trying to fill out college apps for Annie, as Jen tries to dress Jacque in a matching outfit for a trunk show at the Beach Club tomorrow but he shits all over it. Annie chucks Dixon’s mail at him as he opens his mama’s mail by accident and it’s divorce papers! Ouch…Annie and Dixon are sad and discuss why ma keeps wearing her wedding ring. Navid is at lunch with his pops and tries to ask about locker girl being in one of his films…Jade St. James and girl is under aged.

Dad is all thanks Navid…I’ll take care of it…SURE…as Navid then meets Dixon and Liam at the beach to surf. Dixon tells the guys about Ivy being with Oscar the night of the auction just as Ivy drives up and asks to speak to Dixon. He guys make like a tree and leave as Ivy says sorry…Dixon says that she’s too late. Adrianna comes down to the beach to pick up Navid after surfing to head to dinner. Adrianna explains that Victor needs her to walk the red carpet with Joe Jones but Navid says see ya sister…hops in his sports car and races off! Jen heads over to the Beach Club for the baby trunk show and tries to make friends with the other moms…yah that bombs…as Jacque has a complete meltdown in his tiny leather pants.

Naomi says thanks to Oscar and he basically invites himself to Adrianna’s magazine party as Naomi’s date. Ivy tries to hang with Navid and Liam and they are cool to say the least, she says yah forget about it and bolts. As Jen tries to leave the trunk sale with some random’s baby in the same designer stroller! Naomi sees Ivy freaking out in the can, and locker girl gets pissed at Navid for getting her fired and she admits that his dad knew she was young and there are others! Silver is editing as Navid explains what just happened with locker girl. Dixon and Annie go to see their father and some chick answers the door and says dad ain’t here. She’s stoked to meet them but they are less than pleased…so much for ma and pa getting back together. Ryan gets home and Jen tries to play off that she sucks as a mama and to prove it, while changing Jacque, she turns away and Jacque breaks is ass falling off the side of the change table. Jacque is fine and Ryan says chill as Jen melts down about being a shitty ma.

Ivy sees Oscar kissing Naomi’s hand and gets super pissed! Ivy runs over to tell Naomi to beware and you know Naomi…she kind of likes it. Navid decides to send Silver in as an uncover decoy to see if she gets hired by his father. Silver befriends another actress in the waiting room…and asks about being underage…she says they take anything that looks like an id…so go girl! Silver gets all she needs and heads back outside to confirm for Navid his worst fears are right about his father. Debbie tries to tell Annie and Dixon that divorce was the next natural step and they admit that they meet dad’s new jump off. Debbie says that she knows and the kids are totally weirded out.

Naomi goes over to see Jen, and Jen gives her some shoes she asked to borrow and then gives her a key to the house so she can see Jacque whenever she wants…then she says this weird ass goodbye…OH NOOOOOOO people…big sis does like lil sis?? Joe Jones asks Adrianna’s advice on a tie for the evening, and Victor says that he hates her in white and to change into the black one now. Joe’s all don’t change and Add’s all it’s ok…meanwhile Navid confronts his father and his father says go home and enjoy his rich boy life and get the hell out of his office…OUCHHHHHH! Navid tells his guidance councillor his dad is a child pornographer…and in other news, Oscar is drooling over Naomi as she admits that Ivy told her to say any from him then they hot tail it out of there as Naomi wants to be alone…Debbie is trying to sort out Jen’s schedule with Ryan as she is just a hot mess right now…She breaks down and tells Ryan that she didn’t know that dirty Harry had a new lady love…and that she played it off in front of the kids…and they embrace…nice Mr. Matthews…nice.

Back at the Beach Club, Naomi and Oscar decide to hop in the pool…naked…but Naomi was just playin’ y’all as soon as Oscar is naked and cold in the pool, Ivy shows up and it was a tag team event from the start ladies and gents! Ivy says eff off and gravel for his clothes as a crowd starts to gather…and Naomi hits the pool lights as Oscar takes center stage and the ladies jet. Navid joins Silver and she says that he doesn’t deserve to get treated that way and as they lean in…Dixon and Liam interrupt to announce that the red carpet was about to start at the magazine party in honour Adrianna’s topless cover. Joe Jones tells Adrianna to enjoy her moment in the spotlight as she is flipping out down the red carpet. As the interviewer asks her how long she has been dating Joe Jones, and she says they are just friends…then announces that Navid is her boyfriend and plucks him right out of the crowd…to Victor’s dismay.

Then the West Bev guidance councillor goes to see the principle about Navid’s dad…Ivy thanks Naomi for her help getting even with Oscar and they high five hoes before bros bea-tch! Adrianna tells Victor that he is only getting 5% from now on. Annie reads her mother her essay for her college applications. Jen leaves a note and bails out on Ryan and Jacque…Adrianna and Navid are back on to Silver’s dismay, Ivy feels better and Annie is still reading her essay that she started over an hour ago that’s all about her mama…*tear*