Celebrity Chatta

So where were we?

Serena finally has drinks with the handsome yet weird stranger man, Juliet’s bro is getting pissy in jail about protecting Nate, and Chuck is going all out to mess with Blair, even if it means the comeback of little J.

Our show begins with B having a very scary “Chuck” nightmare that rudely awakes her from her slumber clutching her duvet! And S wakes up in bed with the mystery man! I can’t believe she slept with him, hope it was worth it as I have a feeling this one might just come back to bite S in the ASS! I guess she feels weird too as she grabs her stuff and bolts before creepy wakes up. At home, B asks S where she was all night??? S explains that she was with creepy handsome guy and his name is Colin. She admits that they just stayed up talking… (oh is that what they are calling it these days?? LOL)  B explains about her Chucky nightmare is back, and B is convinced that maybe it was S that attacks her??

Nate goes to see his dad in jail and on the way home is chatting on his cell with Dan. Nate says that the night with Juliet was hot but she bolted first thing in the morning saying she couldn’t skip class. At the jail, Nate runs into Juliet! S is showing Chuck around the campus as Mr. hot creep Colin shows up…and announces that he is now S’s new prof! This just got way gross! Meanwhile B goes to Lily’s apartment only to find lil J…Jenny tells B to back off and B says welcome home and what the hell is she doing back?? Jenny explains she has an appointment with Mr. Tim Gunn and may have a shot at getting into Parsons. B could careless but grants her amnesty just until her interview is done, then off she must go into the sunset. Jenny agrees.

Nate and Juliet discuss why they were both in line at the jailhouse. Nate explains that he is there to see his dad and he asks if Juliet was there to see her brother…but she fully denies and says that she is a volunteer for the prison literacy program. Yeah me too babe. Nate says why didn’t she just tell the truth, so he says that he has to go and she lies again about getting her session cancelled …and says see you late and bolts!

Elsewhere, B picks up S after her first class with Professor Colin to tell her all about Jenny being back for her interview. S is steaming so B asks what’s up…S admits that her new prof is the same dude from last night. B says to cut off the after class meetings and everything will be fine. B sees Chuck and he threatens to tell everyone that she is here. Jenny is having food with Rufus, Lily, Dan, and Eric. When Rufus suggests that they head out to dinner, Jenny says she rather stay in as she has much work left to do on her samples for Tim Gunn. Chuck shows up to see Jenny but Dan refuses to let him see his sister. Chuck takes some blueprints and leaves. S runs into Professor Colin on campus, and he confirms that they didn’t smush but just talked and he even asks her to be his escort to some party for him later…she says yes without saying yes, you know what I mean!

Chuck calls Jenny to say that he picked up her portfolio by accident and he’ll leave it at the front desk of the Empire as B’s minions are hot on her trail as B finds out and calls her driver to take her over to Tim Gunn’s office. As Ben calls collect to ask where Juliet was this morning…she says that Nate’s dad is in the same prison as her brother…and he goes off to make a new prison friend in daddy Archibald.

Lily says that she is so impressed with S for taking her new business class as she sees Colin’s book for new CEOs…and Jenny is finally in her meeting with Tim Gunn who is also very impressed by Jenny’s portfolio. But as the models come out…they all line up with red lettering on their fronts that spell out W-H-O-R-E. B heads downstairs happy about her sabotage as Dan says that she needs to leave and even hands her a ticket on the 5 o’clock train outta NYC. At the same time, Chuck sees the whole thing go down on GG and calls Dan just as B storms off. Chuck invites Dan and Jenny to a party at the Boom Boom Room to make a manse with Gunn as Chuck owes Jenny.

At the same party, S shows up with Colin, but can’t take the pressure of the red carpet and tells Colin that she will met him inside. Even Ivaka Trump and hubby Jared are there! Eric, Dan, Jenny, Lily, and Rufus are all there too, waiting for Tim Gunn to arrive. As Colin kisses S in front of her mother! Lily is just not impressed and neither is B when she hears that Jenny is at the party from her minons that can’t get in. B says hold tight-she is on the way. Jenny tries to explain to Tim Gunn about earlier and he agrees to another interview and mentions that it was Chuck who suggested the met.

Nate admits that he called the jailhouse as he thought Juliet lied, Juliet says that’s why she’s here-to explain but Nate gets a call that his father has been jumped in the prison and bolts as Juliet gets a text that her bro was “trying to send her a message.” Yikes!

Jenny is about to leave the Boom Boom Room as B’s minions corner her ass until B gets there. Jenny feels like a cornered alley cat and grabs her cell to tell GG just why B is so pissed at lil J.

B finally arrives and all hell breaks loose! B figures out that Chuck planned all of this and B warns that Jenny could destroy them both, as GG blasts that Jenny losted her v-card to Chuck and lil J gets the last laugh!

Dan says that he’s totally disappointed that Jenny told everyone about her secrets. Lily tells S that she’s too pretty for school anyways…and S storms off every upset. Rufus asks what that was all about and Lily says that she is just trying a new approach. Nate asks his father if he knows who jumped him, and he says he doesn’t have a clue. As Colin gets his bachelor’s award, S tells Lily and Rufus “let’s bound”, and Jenny says goodbye, good writtens, and good luck to B and Chuck. S goes to see Colin at his office, to leave a note about breaking up. Colin says that she’s inspires him to focus more on his lecture for Monday’s class. Colin says that maybe they should just play teacher and student for now and see says that she’ll see him on Monday. Dan sees Jenny out as she gets ready to leave town again, hops in her cab and takes off. Goodbye for now Little J.

And Chuck goes to see B at her apartment, to call a truce but B just can’t let go of the hurt, but she decides that a truce is best…they felt something as they shake hands…as tears floods to B’s eyes, Chuck sees himself out. Nate calls Juliet and she’s crying…and says she has to go, but she’s at Colin’s to get her pay cheque and we see that these two are working together! Shocking!