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So where were we?

Dixon thought he had HIV but he doesn’t but Ivy bagged Oscar in the meantime, Laurel is crushed that Oscar screwed Ivy which screwed herself, Victor and Adrianna are starting to see eye to eye, Teddy’s into dudes, Liam gets trapped into being a boy toy, and Mr. Matthews is the one person that could make Naomi’s rape case against Creepy Cannon.

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Laura decides to watch Liam sleep, as Liam hops up to get some clothes on, Laura needs him to take her downtown to get supplies for her handbag line. At West Bev, Navid meets his new locker buddy and she is less than impressed and suddenly bolts. Teddy sees some chicks in the hall whispering about him, as Dixon tells Teddy that Parker told everyone that he was trying to shoot pool with a rope. Teddy is pissed and totally embarrassed so he tells Dixon that she is just pissed that he rejected her. Teddy admits that he is on a quest to get Silver back and Dixon says to talk to her.

Meanwhile, Oscar is trying to score some ass as Ivy cock blocks his move. Ivy asks why is he still here and he explains why he chose to hurt her and her mama. Navid asks Dixon and Liam about his miscommunication with the newbie earlier as yearbook girl comes in to start a fight with Navid over the leadership award. Dixon suggests that they forget their fight to enjoy the undies awards that should be a great party!

Elsewhere, Naomi is back at the police station with Mr. Matthews this time. The officer in charge says that they are still in for a hard fight and the fact that Ryan was hammered the night in question doesn’t help. Annie, Silver, and Adrianna are there for morale support as Naomi decides to go ahead and press charges against Creepy Cannon!

Naomi tries to strong arm the secretary in excusing her absence without telling her that she was at the police station as Oscar sees a vision…a goddess named Naomi. Mr. Matthews rolls in and saves the day as Naomi asks Oscar what the hell he thinks he’s looking at. Navid tries again with locker girl, and she says that Navid should know how they know each other and she doesn’t want to talk about it. She leaves Navid more confused than before. Teddy tries to talk to Silver, but she denies him and says he needs to move on. Navid is working on censorship at the Blaze as Adrianna calls to cancel plans for the awards later on…she admits that she is staying with Victor and Navid is furious.

Naomi tracks down Mr. Matthews to tell him the good news that Creepy got suspended but so did Mr. Matthews! Like they weren’t gonna find out but him hammered and running over the school sign…that was awesome! But still Ryan says no regrets but as she leaves she runs right into Creepy Cannon and his box of shame…he is uber pissed about the new charges and says that when he’s acquitted, he is gonna sue Naomi’s pants off and her new trust funds, will be his for the taking! She says like hell he will! But her face says it all. Oscar befriends Cannon in the parking lot as he packs up. Oscar keeps pushing his buttons about where he’s from until he snaps and gets right up Oscar’s nose and says DROP IT!

Dixon tries to smooth things over with Ivy and they decided to give it a go again. Later at the achievement awards, only Silver and Navid attend. As Teddy runs into his lovah-boy at the under achievement awards, and Oscar shows up and things get funky fast. Oscar tries to talk to Naomi but she’s not into it until he mentions that Creepy Cannon has been lying about being from Chelsea. Now Naomi wants to know what else is Creepy hiding??

The party is in full swing at the undies as Teddy’s lovah boy is the emcee and Annie as co-host. Navid practices his speech outside with Silver as they over hear Miss Overachiever Harper getting reamed out by her father about losing the English award to Silver. Liam is carrying all of Laura’s handbags as Teddy asks what gives-Liam wins an award and has to take up all his purses with him! HOOT!

Harper wins the coveted leadership award shafting Navid but at least Navid’s parents where there and said that they were very proud of their boy…something stinks about that eh? Elsewhere, Oscar and Naomi are trying to Google up some shit on Creepa Cannon and BOOM, Cannon’s really name is Doug and he was accused of raping a student!!! SHOCKING and not so surprising. What is surprising is that Navid pulled himself out of the leadership race so Harper could win. Silver is stunned but in a good way.

The party is raging at the undies, as Teddy makes googly eyes at his lovah boy and then goes apeshit and decided to blaze a toke with the stoners. At the same time, Silver and Navid show up. Navid points out the hater locker girl, as he remembers where he’s seen her before. Liam is still clutching Laura’s fun bags LOL I mean purses as he gets a text from Laura to come help with a purse emergency.

Oscar takes Naomi straight to the police station to tell them about Creepa being Doug. Good news is that he is still a wanted man to Naomi’s delight! Next comes an arrest. Locker girls is a like a dancer/actress from one of Navid’s dad’s movies…huh? But basically Navid is now pissy cuz his dad used an under aged girl in his production. Like huh?

Laura is in some weird situation with some weird dudes that pull out COKE from the lining of the bag and Liam realizes that this chick is crazy.

Dixon wants get down and dirty with Ivy and says that he wants her first time to be special and she admits that she bagged Oscar while they were on a BREAK! Dixon says nothing and wanders off alone.

Teddy is baked and driving Navid and Dixon home, but they get angry that he’s still toasted and make him pull over. Teddy says he’s going walk and leaves Navid and Dixon right there on the street.

Naomi, Adrianna and Silver go to Creepa’s house to see him get arrested but he’s gonzo!

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