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Where were we?

Javiar’s agent Victor is being a dick about the songs that Adrianna stole from that random songbook, Mr. Matthews and Jen have a son, Sasha tells Dixon he may have HIV, and Ivy gives her v-card to Oscar.

How much is that Liam in the window?

The clock strikes 8 a.m. on the alarm clock as Ivy hits snooze, Oscar is still asleep beside her when she sneaks out of bed, gets dressed as Oscar asks how she slept.

Oscar drags Ivy back to bed as Laurel comes a knocking to announce that Dixon was here to talk. Dixon tries to explain about Sasha being HIV positive, he admits that he doesn’t have feelings for Sasha and that he loves her…Oscar comes out buttoning up his shirt, as Laurel explains that Ivy is really into Dixon…then he tried to man-handle Laurel but she playfully pushes him away. Meanwhile at West Bev, Mr. Matthews tries to tell Naomi that she’s an aunty but she’s still pissy and says “poor kid…” but at first glance at her new nephew in Ryan’s cell, Aunty Naomi is smitten! Liam’s plaything wants to hang over the weekend but Liam has his period and tells Lauren that he’s just not that into her…as she spots Annie, he fakes her out and snuggles the beotch! Annie’s pissed and wanders away. Charlie takes Annie to a French restaurant and tells her in French that he loves the Muppets takes Manhattan! LOL

Elsewhere, Adrianna is in the studio as Victor pressures her to continue to sing Javiar’s songs as hers suck as Silver and Navid comes to visit. Adrianna is excited to see her friends but Victor is still being a dick. Silver asked Victor if she can tape Adrianna for her senior class video doc, but again, Victor is being a dick and asks to get paid. Then he tells Adrianna to get her hair did as she looks like a wet dog. Jen is trying to get back to work by pitching some marketing ideas to Laurel and Debbie’s there too but Laurel just isn’t into her boring ideas. Ivy drops by and needs to talk to her mama, so Laurel excuses herself. Ivy explains that she smushed Oscar, and now Dixon wants her back. Laurel is CRUSHED!

At school, Annie is busy bragging about Charlie to Naomi, as Adrianna is having a ball at her photoshoot. But when douchbag Victor suggests she loose the top, Navid steps up but then gets kicked out. Victor announces a closed set and Adrianna has no choice but to follow orders.

I hope Silver was smart enough to leave her camera recording as she had to leave it behind. Liam tries to get a job but can’t find shit like the rest of us. Random guys stops him and says he may have a modeling job for him, I have a feeling a “job” maybe involved but I wasn’t thinking modeling! But the very next shot is Liam trying to be a shirtless live window model! Girls gather to gawk but alas at least he got a job…right?

Meanwhile at Jen’s, Debbie shows in Naomi and Silver that brought a gift for Jacque. Debbie says that she’s being a bitch and they go upstairs to see the baby as Jen shreds the teddy bear Naomi brought! Silver has to bolt as she has to go to therapy about Creepy Cannon. Jen overhears everything over the baby monitor…Jen rushes to ask her sister about Creepy Cannon’s rape, but Naomi just can’t seem to trust her….and the girls leave not before Jen asks Silver…just who is Creepy Cannon.

The guys head over to make fun of Liam in the window, and Liam gets pissed and leaves but random bossman says just get working in the store…as the groupies try to rape Liam up on a ladder, Laura shows up to blow them off.  Rich girl says she can help but Liam doesn’t want her help and storms off. Over to Charlie directing some young actors in his latest weirdo play, Annieshows up, gets weirded out and bolts. Elsewhere Laurel confronts Oscar about smushing Ivy. He blames it on being messed up about Laurel rejecting him. Laurel says to hit the road and never mention to Ivy about their affair. Navid gets a google alert about Adrianna’s half naked photo shoot. Navid is pissed that Victor caused this, and Adrianna says she loves the pictures and Navid can’t believe his ears and bolts.

Jen needs Ryan to babysit his son as Jen admits that she wants to kill Creepy Cannon. Jen tells Ryan that Creepy raped her and Jen says no she’s not lying. I guess that the same thing happened to Jen too…but she won’t say that. Ryan admits that he smashed into the West Bev sign the same night Naomi was raped, and he did see Creepy closing the blinds with Naomi in the room, but as he just vandalized the school sign, he just bolted and he rather not admit to being anywhere near the school that night.

Laurel’s big bash is on and the Like perform to the pool party in full swing. Annie tells Naomi and Adrianna that he left Charlie’s play because his play was so dark, so she thinks she has a creepy magnet just as Charlie pulls up and scares the shit outta her! Liam is trying to service a hot cougar that comes into Liam’s store to buy for her daughter. The cougar says that she needs a driver, so Liam says sign me up! Outside, she offers Liam her pool house until he finds a place to live! And while Silver is editing her doc footage, she and Navid hear the audio from the naked photo shoot and hear that Victor is blackmailing Adrianna but they have no idea why.

Navid shows up at the pool party and confronts Adrianna about what Victor’s got on her. She tells him about the songbook she stole from dead guy Javiar. She asks if Navid hates her, and that’s what Victor found out. Navid says that this has to stop but he says that he won’t leave her because she’s not a bad person, but she has to start to do the right thing…now. The Like perform again as Annie sees Charlie get outta a fight with a random that he spilt a drink on, and Annie is impressed and tells Charlie. Annie admits that she came to his play earlier and that she was freaked out but she’s not now. Charlie thinks that her creepin on his play was sweet and Ryan confront Naomi about Creepy Cannon raping her…she says that she understands why he can’t come forward…and she says that she’s still unsure about pressing charges. Mr. Matthews says that Jen is in a rage about the rape. Laurel is trying to cheer up Ivy when Oscar shows up, can we say buzz kill. Oscar outs that he has been smushing Laurel all summer long, and Ivy calls her mama a whore and drives off.

Naomi tells her sister not to kill Cannon, but thanks for wanting to. Jen asks if she’s okay and thanks for the teddy bear for Jacque. She asks Naomi to come see Jacque again and it’s nice to see them talking again. Meanwhile Victor shows up to the party and Adrianna tells him that she can’t keep do this. But Victor has her first cover shot on a magazine, and Adrianna can’t help but want more, she agrees to working to with him to finish her album and get to number one.

And poor Liam gets caught in a trap, a mother-daughter scheme that worked out in their favour.

Liam’s richy rich playthang from school Lauren is the daughter and the mother, hers…the cougar that offered Liam a job and her pool house. So poor Liam is trapped. As Chris Issac’s Wicked Games starts to play we find Liam hiding his scars, and Annie seeing the same wicked scars on Charlie as they make out…Oscar is having a drink as pissy Laurel comes over…Oscar admits that he is the son of a man that she destroyed, and that she broke up his parents…and killed his mother. He says now that he’s destroyed her family, they are now even, he leaves and Laurel cries, and fade to Ivy bawling too….fade out.

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