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So where were we?

B and S are just starting as roommates at Columbia, Juliet tells Nate about her brother Ben then they smushed! B destroys Chuck by running off Eva and it’s on like donkey kong!

Goodbye Columbia:

S is running off to class, but some slime ball puts his lady into her cab again! S tries to get away but instead gets asked out on a date by slime ball. And B is researching woman in power so she can become one. S needs B’s advice on being late for class again, and B admits that she is taking as many classes as possible as Chuck is allergic to academia so she is safest on campus.

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Rufus swings by the loft to not find Dan, and he tells Vanessa that Dan has been avoiding him. Vanessa assures him that Dan is fine, he just needs some more time to get over Milo. As Dan is at Nate’s, and Nate invites him and Vanessa to Hamilton house for a mixer tomorrow night with him and Juliet. Nate admits that they still haven’t smushed and Dan is shocked.

Juliet visits Ben in jail again, and tells him that everyone is staying away from S, so Ben suggests that she use Nate to take down S, and that they promised to stop at nothing to get her to have nothing, just like she did to Ben…(like what the hell happened in the past??)  and suggests that the next tactic would be to take down S at Columbia. And speaking of take downs, B sees Chuck at school and finds out that he just enrolled and announces that he will be working to get B kicked out of Columbia too.

Just then everyone sees a update on S, that she could have an STD…like come on Juliet! B is starting to get depressed as she is still pissed at Chuck’s new plot to destroy her. Vanessa shows up to talk to Dan about the STD rumour and Juliet asks Nate to get tested before they can roll in the sheets. Dan is pissed that Vanessa is even questioning him about S…Vanessa backs down but we all know that Dan is lying. Juliet tries to befriend S in the quad and S confronts her about starting the rumour. S makes the mistake of telling Juliet about emailing her teacher, and Juliet tells S that Nate freaked when he read the STD GG blast too, and then we see Dan and Nate headed over to the student health centre.

S stops the duo to ask Nate to wait on getting tested as everyone will think it’s because of the blast…but he wants to bone Juliet tomorrow night so, in he went. Vanessa sees a new pic of Dan signing in at the health centre, even though he was just signing in Nate! B tries to befriend Martha Chamberlain but Chuck already beat her ass to the punch. Then he says that the class is full and she didn’t make the cut. Man B, you’re up shits creek now!

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S is finally getting to meet with her prof, and B extends an invite to Ms. Chamberlain. B crosses some lines while trying to get on Martha’s good side as she offers to set her up on a much needed date. While S runs into slimy again while trying to get to her meeting with her prof. Dan tries to tell Rufus about the GG blasts about S and the STD rumours and how can he better deal with Vanessa. Then Vanessa stops S and says that she’s a slut bag that makes S late again to meet with her prof, that texts her to say that he waited and left.

Chuck meanwhile is sipping his martini, and we see that he is employing one of B’s minions. Juliet sees Nate and he says that the tests will take four days to get back. Then she checks in the Ben and he is pleased. Vanessa tells Juliet that she thinks that Dan and S banged last spring. And so Juliet tells her to call Dan and invite him to Hamilton House later. At the mixer, S and B both have a lot riding on tonight going well. Vanessa stole S’s purse, and Juliet tells her to check her cell for evidence about the night last spring. She finds and email to confirm that Dan didn’t do it, and as Vanessa stands guard for Juliet, she fires off an email from S’s cell. This won’t end well man! Juliet manages to keep S’s cell.

Vanessa kisses Dan and she asks to leave the party, as B introduces Martha to her blind date, Chuck screws with B again and sends in a woman! Martha is pissed and tells B thanks but no thanks and that her class is full FOREVER! Chuck breezes by and B sees red literally! And S tries to talk to her prof and the Dean. The Dean says that sending emails to her prof suggesting sexual favours in exchange for good grades. The Dean says that S could be expelled for this kind of behaviour and Vanessa sees the whole thing go down, she then asks Juliet if she did that…Juliet denies and says not to mention it.

B confronts Chuck, and Martha hears the whole thing and says they are all nuts then quits! Juliet then slips S’s cell into Vanessa purse as Vanessa goes running to S and the Dean to confess. But before Vanessa can tell S. Juliet blurts out for S to call her cell to see just who has it, and of course Vanessa’s purse then starts to ring! The Dean buys it and says that she will discuss this with S at a later time and Vanessa outs Juliet! Juliet said that Vanessa came to her going all nutzo about the rumour about S and Dan. Vanessa is left looking like a thief and a liar. Juliet says sorry that she had to protect herself…here’s hoping Vanessa finds out just how crazy Juliet really is.

S meets with the Dean and she is not impressed. She says that S has brought too much drama to the campus since she arrived. And the Dean says that B is also on her shit list. B tells S that GG printed a retraction and send a personal apology for S…but it’s just been too much for S. Juliet apologizes to S for being jealous and they seem to come to a truce. And Chuck says that tonight was just a warm up for what he has in store for B…she says that the best thing that ever happened was him boning Jenny. B starts to trip when Chuck says that he just may tell everyone about that…

Vanessa is packing up at the loft, and she says that she is going to say with her parents for a while. She tells Dan that she didn’t do any of this, and he just can’t believe her. And S tries to forget the day by drinking with the slimy cab stealer. Ben is pissed that his sister didn’t take down S, and he says that if he finds out that she is protecting Nate…then I don’t know what…as she takes Nate down…literally!

And the episode ends with Chuck speaking to someone in Tim Gunn’s office about Jenny! Interesting!