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So where were we?

Annie’s boss wants to buy her eggs, Teddy is struggling with his new lover, Annie is still pissed at Liam for not telling her about Charlie, we found out why Oscar is really banging Laurel, and Ivy wants to lose her v-card with Dixon who may or may not be HIV positive thanks to Sasha as Silver promises to help Naomi take down Creepy Cannon.

This week’s episode starts with Annie using a needle, practicing on an orange as she is suppose to start hormones to sell her eggs to boss lady Catherine. And as weird as it feels, Annie agrees to help. At home Annie’s mother is getting a bunch of final notices to pay off her bills and tells Annie that she does have an interview tomorrow for an executive assistant position. Meanwhile, Jen if not following the doctor’s orders of bed rest and has been shopping up a storm all morning to Mr. Matthew’s chagrin. Dixon goes in to have an HIV test done since Sasha turned up positive.

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At school, Teddy gets picked up by an ex-gymnast and he turns her down, as Annie, Silver, and Naomi plot to trap Creepy Cannon. So Silver works hard to smooth things over with Creepy Cannon and tells him that she had to dump Teddy to focus on her school project and asks to meet up tomorrow and so far he’s buying in. Ivy asks Dixon when they can hook it up, and he says that he can’t come over tonight as his mom has been on his case…and that he’ll be really busy till Wednesday. Annie sees that Liam is living in his car, and when she tries to talk to him, he bolts.

Elsewhere, Jen is interviewing Annie’s mom for the executive assistant’s position and things get personal when Jen pushes Debbie about not going to college.  But she gets hired anyways and Jen gives her a huge list to begin her work and to stop smiling so much.

Meanwhile Charlie and Annie talking about how Liam is living in his car at Annie, while Teddy and lovah are trying to get though detention. Debbie finds Annie’s hormones in her room and assumes that Annie is on drugs! And Charlie tries to talk to Liam at school and we hear that Charlie didn’t tell Annie the whole story about their past. Charlie’s mama is apparently rich so he pays for a hotel room for Liam and gives him the key. Liam says that you can’t just buy him off and drives off, with the hotel key.

When Annie gets home, Debbie confronts Annie about getting off drugs. Annie confesses that she is selling her eggs to boss lady Catherine, and Debbie blows her top! Annie says she’s eighteen and her mother says it doesn’t matter how badly broke they are, and Annie says she has no skills to get a job. Debbie says that she is not to sell her eggs and that’s that!

Teddy and lovah get a chance to get outside by being tasked to clean out the gutters of the school to reduce their detention. Oscar stops by Ivy’s to ask how her night of passion was with Dixon but Ivy says that he was sick and didn’t make it. Oscar admits that he saw Dixon leave with Sasha that night so he totally wasn’t sick. And Naomi, Adrianna, and Silver try to set up a play date with Creepy Cannon to tape him being…well creepy and he accepts the invite.

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At the club, Debbie finishes all the tasks that Jen asked and then Jen turns around and throws all Deb’s work into the trash! But she does get hired, but Debbie tells Jen to suck it just as her water breaks! Back at West Bev, Teddy has broken the rules by heading up to the roof to clear out the gutters. He gets into a fight with his loverboy but Teddy does save loverboy’s life when he almost goes over the side of the building!

Charlie gets a call that Liam and friends trashed the hotel room that he got to help Liam. And Mr. Matthew’s rushes to the hospital just as his daughter is born. Jen tells off everyone in the room as usual, but she is able to deliver a healthy baby boy. Jen melts down as she only has a pink room and girl stuff, then she and Mr. Matthew’s kiss!

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Ivy is trying to reach Dixon but so is the clinic and Dixon gets tripped out when the nurse says that the doctor would like to see him in the office! And Annie meets Jen’s new son as she goes to pick up her mom from the hospital. As she holds the baby, she tells her mom that she just can’t sell her eggs and that she feels responsible for all the family’s financial issues due to her legal fees from last year. Debbie says that is not the case at all, just as Jen tries to fire the hospital nurse for not changing her son’s diaper. As she starts to get desperate, she tells Debbie to change this diaper now. Debbie says sure, if she doubles her pay…at first Jen says no way but as Debbie and Annie turn to leave, Jen gives in and Debbie lands a real job!

Charlie gets pissed at Liam about the hotel room, and says that he’s totally done. And the loverboys finish cleaning and fixing the gutters and Teddy finally apologizes. But still manages to ask like a dick and wonders away. Meanwhile, Ryan shows up to help Jen and decides to spend the night to help out with his new son. Ivy goes to Dixon’s to confront him about Sasha and he says that he still has feelings for Sasha just to get her off his case. And Silver’s big plan blows up in her face when Creepy Cannon shows up at the hotel room with the principle and counselor to help Silver as she might just slip back into her past and ask if she has been taking her medication. Adrianna and Naomi see the whole scene via webcam. When the principle asks why Silver would do this, she refuses to tell Naomi’s secret.

Charlie wants to piss Liam right off and shows up and Annie’s to make out as Teddy calls the tramp from school…but as they start rolling in the sheets, he just can’t get it up and says that she just ain’t that hot! Liar liar pants on fire. And Ivy gets home and smushes Oscar! At the hospital, Jen falls in love with Ryan asleep with their son in his arms.

At school the next day, Silver tells Creepy Cannon that they will expose his creepy ass even though they got no plan! And the doctor tells Dixon that he’s fine, and when he tries to call Ivy to tell her the good news, she in bed with Oscar!