Celebrity Chatta

So what happened last time?

Earthquakes, aftershocks, and blackouts!

Senior year baby brought home Ivy and hot Aussie baggage Oscar, who is really sleeping with Ivy’s ma Laurel. Naomi is still broke but made a pass at Teddy, out with an acl injury, at the earthquake pool party which was seen by Silver, Creepy Cannon’a next target. Javiar was killed in an auto accident that allowed Adrianna to find a new songbook she begins to market as her own and Annie has brush with Liam then lands an internship that could turn out to be more than she bargained for.

This week Naomi gets her money in “Age of Inheritance”

Evil big sister Jen tries to convince their lawyer that Naomi should not have access to her trust fund until she’s 21 or 25 even, to which Naomi wilfully rejects. But against the lawyer’s best interests…Naomi final;y gets access to her trust fund as it’s her 18^th birthday. “You can suck it Jen, I’m rich!” screams Naomi as she kisses her lawyer and jumps for joy!

Laurel tells Oscar it’s over even though he’s in a towel on her bed, as Ivy knocks on the bedroom door to get her boots. Laurel says she’s just changing and explains that Ivy is far more traditional than she let’s on, and motions for Oscar to take his exit.

Annie dumps coffee on new cutie playwrite Charlie (played by Diana Ross’ son Evan) that just transferred to UCLA and they hit it off, but since she admits that things are “unresolved” with Liam, Charles leaves her his number for future reference!

Vespa driving Silver pulls into West Beverly High’s parking lot and is greeted by Teddy on crutches. Silver walks away without even saying a word, and Teddy explains that it was Naomi that hit on him. They agree to “forget about it” and move on. Naomi splurges on a Tiffany’s gift for Annie for being a good friend and announces she is throwing herself the “party of the century” in honor of her 18^th birthday and all her new money! Annie explains that she needs something better than Tiffany’s for Silver as she is totally still super pissed.

Creepy Mr. Cannon sits down to teach Silver the art of a great interview, but it’s totally creepy the whole time as they are alone. Silver starts to interview Creepy Cannon and the two share a moment as Creepy Cannon admits that his wife recently left him. She tells him how cool he is and they agree to meet again tomorrow. Silver starts to her next class but realizes that she must have left her scarf with Creepy, so she goes back…asks Creepy if he had seen her scarf, to which he replies no…but then we see he really has it hiding in his pocket…like why don’t you smell it too …as CREEPPPPPPY CANNON strikes again!

Silver gets a call from Adrianna who is impatiently waiting a call back from Laurel (like isn’t she suppose to be at school?) as Naomi tries to make up with Silver but saying that she doesn’t actually remember hitting on Teddy. Silver totally doesn’t buy that Naomi was too wasted to remember…to which Naomi swears that her drink must have been spiked as she only remembers the beginning of the night. Naomi trips that she can’t remember anything that night and with that Silver forgives her.

Prince charming playwrite-Charlie shows up at West Bev and asks the office for Annie, but he’s told that’s not gonna happen so he leaves a note.

Oscar tries to make up with Dixon (like what is he doing always at the high school?) as Creepy Cannon asks Silver to sit in with him as he edits his doc, but Silver says she has to go to Naomi’s 18^th birthday party. Creepy is weirded out that Silver and Naomi are so close and calls Naomi a huge liar that destroyed his life.

Jen tells off her assistant for the mess that was the lawyer’s office, as Mr. Matthew’s comes by with paternity papers for her to sign. She admits that she is not feeling well, but Ryan says that he’s not leaving without a signature as Jen goes into early labour two months early. At the hospital, the doctor advises that she will be on bed rest for the next two months.

Naomi hands out flyers for her birthday bash as Liam asks if they are “cool” if he dates a good friend of hers, meaning Annie. Naomi goes straight to Annie and says she needs to go for it with Liam even if it’s right in front of her as she is sooo over it. Sure honey. Liam then asks Annie out on a date. Oscar tries to buy Dixon, Navid, and Teddy’s friendship by paying off the doorman as a local sports bar so the guys can get to know each other then starts to buy beer too.

Naomi and Adrianna are driving home from picking up party favors as she sees Creepy Cannon glaring down some young girls and this sets Naomi right off as she speeds up and nearly runs over Creepy Cannon! Adrianna begs her to stop and she pretends it was the car not her. (Like Herbie?)

The boys are tanked and playing darts as a group of drunk stagetters wonder over and the bride asks Oscar to sign her ass as a dare. Then the bachelorette is then dared to take a body shot off Dixon. Party on ladies! Some people take pictures that you know will end up on Facebook!

Annie and Liam make out on some random dude’s boat on their date, as the boat owner comes home and Liam gets into a struggle with the random dude who says he’s going to call the police! Like he couldn’t take her bowling?

Off to Naomi’s 18^th birthday bash as she hired the Honey Brothers Band to perform at the party of the century with guest cameo by Adrian Grenier from Entourage on drums. Girlfriend even had cookie with her face on them, nice! The guys cab it over to the fete as Poison Ivy is storming out. Dixon asks her what’s up and she tells him she just got emailed the pics of him doing body shots of the bachelorette at the sports bar! He tries to explain but she’s to pissed off and she’s outta there. Oscar then tries tells Dixon that Ivy just needs to cool off, and then Oscar will swoop right in so look out dumb Dixon!

The cops come down to the dock as Annie and Liam hideout. Annie is not impressed by the boat-squatter not boat-sitter that Liam said he was. Annie then remind Liam that she just spend the whole summer on house arrest and that she was still on probation and she’s dunzo. Great date Liam.

Naomi is a bitch at the door of her party, but it showed Silver that she did remember what happened the night of the earthquake pool party! Silver calls Naomi a liar and storms off.

Annie calls Charlie to meet her at Naomi’s party as her last date was a bust! Silver figures out that Teddy’s hammered, and she is double pissed. Charlie and Annie try to get to know each other as Adrianna tells Annie that Silver bolted. And she headed back to West Bev to meet up with Creepy Cannon! He tells her that Teddy’s a big moron for not seeing how cool she really is…CREEEEPYYY!

Naomi tries to hit on Adrian, but he dashes with the band…as Annie and Adrianna confront Naomi about acting crazy. Adrianna lets it slip that Silver is working with Creepy Cannon tonight just as the cake comes out. Happy Birthday Naomi, as she runs out of her own party!

Jen calls Mr. Matthew’s to bitch that she can’t get another assistant after trying to kill the last one. Ryan says he’ll help as soon as she signs the paternity papers, which she does. Ryan decides he’s moving in with Jen and she gets nauseous.

Laurel calls to tell Adrianna her “new material” is awesome! Naomi texts Silver to advise to keep away from Creepy Cannon. Creepy tells Adrianna that Naomi was obsessed with him…like CREEEEEEPPPPY some more! Oscar puts the moves on Poison Ivy, as she admits she’s still a virgin. Then he leaves. To go pay off the “bachelorette” and her party that he hired!

Naomi busts in on Silver and Creepy editing, and Naomi admits that Creepy raped her, but Silver just doesn’t believe her after all the crap Creepy filled her head with! Liam meets up with Charlie to say stay away but Charlie says that they can fix this as they are brothers??? WHAaaaaaaatttttt?? Creepy Cannon is mesmerized by the footage he took of Silver, and he watches it over and over and over again!

Tune in next Monday at 8/7c for a new episode of 90210.