Celebrity Chatta

So what happened last time?

Liam tells Annie that he confessed to his mama that he took the fools’ gold, and she admits to killing Mr. Griffen, Dixon was on his way to Australia with his surfer girl poison Ivy, while Naomi’s evil step sister comes back into town prego with Mr. Matthews’ baby but tells him he’s no good, and Adrianna was headed out on tour with her new celeb stalker Javiar. While Annie’s parents, Aunt Becky and Principal Harry are breaking up over him getting canned and Annie’s ex Jasper burns down Liam’s new bateau. But, did Naomi get raped by the creepy Mr. Creepy-Cannon?

Now they are all back and they are all in “senior year baby”.

Naomi lies and says that she’s just stuck at customs when she’s really held up in a stanky motel since her evil older sister stole all her cash. Naomi strikes a deal with Larry over the rent and some Berkins. Poison Ivy comes home with some handsome Aussie baggage named Oscar, who is going to get annoying over his PG year. (post grad duh?)

Javiar dumps Adrianna over a cell call with Navid, so I guess it’s back to school time. Liam tells Annie to screw off as Naomi shows up with a story about missing the Rivera. Naomi trips when she sees Mr. Creepy and this sets off an EARTHQUAKE! And its mayhem at West Beverly High! Teddy’s leg gets crushed by a falling bookshelf while Liam and Annie huddle together, Naomi has a rape flashback…

“Don’t go spreading lies again, I look forward to seeing you around school,” says Teacher Creepy Cannon as Naomi calls 911 to report a rape….queue the opening credits!

In the earthquake aftermath, Oscar plays third-wheel with Dixon and Lily as Liam is trapped in homeroom with Annie. He admits that Jasper set fire to his bateau and Annie just can’t believe it! “I am so sorry, I should have been there for you…” just as they are rescued and West Beverly is closed for the day but alas the fireman that made the announcement was none other than Lily’s new beau Oscar.

Mr. Matthew’s writes a recommendation letter for Annie, as he tries to call Jen and leaves a message about getting a lawyer. Annie begs Liam for a ride downtown for a great interview and he takes her.

Oscar decides to “borrow” some jet skis, as Adrianna is stuck in traffic with Javiar as he gets smashed à la Meet Joe Black accident stops that scene suddenly. Dixon expresses how jealous of Oscar he is, and she leaves to buy Oscar a burger. Then to a tennis match with Teddy but he collapse in pain from the earthquake accident.

To Naomi at the police station filing a rape report about Mr. Creepy admitting that she made up the claims from last year.

Meanwhile, Javiar is instantly killed when the limo he and Adrianna where in gets into an accident, this prompts Adrianna to keep the song book of a hot new artist that Javiar was bragging about bringing onto his tour to replace Adrianna.

Queue in the Kardashian Sisters, Kim and Khloe trying to help Naomi pick an outfit…wait, I thought she was broke? And when Naomi can’t pay and can’t get the dress for free, she calls Kim a bitch!

Annie suffers through an aftershock during her interview for an internship, then she decided to tell her new potential boss that she ran over a man then runs outta there like a bat outta hell.

Poison Ivy has a wet dream about Oscar, while Annie and Liam start operation “no lying, no hiding” by making out a parking lot. But Liam doesn’t want to be just friends, and again Annie is outta there. Laurel calls to tell Adrianna that her new album is on hold, and she breaks out the “new material” that she finds in the songbook from the accident.

Teddy’s out for the year with a torn ACL, and decides to cheers moving on at the earthquake pool party and drowns his sorrows with cocktails. Dixon and Ivy make up and share I love you’s as Naomi drowns her sorrows as well. Drunk kid tells Naomi that she’s totally different, and she decided to let loose with a few good men, or high schoolers.

The blackout from the earthquake really shakes up Aunt Becky as she can’t make her regular back to school dinner, as Annie gets a call to offer her the internship that sounds too good to be true.

Back at the pool party, Naomi’s private dancer moment gets broken up by none other than Teddy.

And Ivy goes home to find Oscar in her bed, as he confesses that he has an open relationship with his gf, but Ivy says that she doesn’t. When all along Oscar’s been boning Ivy’s mama!

So when hammered Naomi makes a pass at Teddy, Silver walks in to see the whole thing as Adrianna belts out her “new material” for Navid.

The episode ends with Mr. Creepy-Canon moving on to his next prey..Silver.

Tune in next Monday at 8/7c for a new episode of 90210.