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Gossip Girl returned on The CW on Monday:

OK, where did we leave off…

Dorota goes into labor, Serena and Dan on…again but no one knows Georgina is prego with Dan’s baby…then Blair missed Chuck at the top of the Empire State Building, so he bones lil J…later Dan tells Blair while Serena dumps Nate again, and then B and S are off to Paris while Chuck gets shanked in Prague.

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S and B are roaming around Paris, S gets her course catalog for Columbia, but is too scared to tell B. Dan introduces Vanessa to Milo, his new kid with Georgina. Nate picks up random at a restaurant but crash lands. B finds Louis, and not the designer, a real Prince of Persia type and makes S come with as her first date was a double!

“Cinderella did NOT Google Prince Charming…” probably because she didn’t have wi-fi.

Meanwhile, Georgina was on the phone begging in Russian, but alas was only given one more day…and poor Milo is just trying to get some shut-eye while that mommy’s phone keeps ringing! Dan’s dad calls and we see that Dan-o hasn’t signed Milo’s birth certificate (can someone call Maury for a damn DNA test please??). Just as Vanessa’s says the same thing…you go girlfriend! “Her hair lies!” Which is why Dan didn’t sign the birth certificate!

Back to Paris: S and B are off on their double date when B gets punk’d and sees that she has a date with the driver for the Prince of Club Monaco and the Prince is actually S’s date! Shotgun anyone?! Then some other people were talking about looking for Chuck. B is miserable at dinner while her mom calls, to tell her that S is now going to Columbia. B is still angry about no dress from Dior and something about being in S’s shadow at Columbia over the next three years. B wants S to go to another school, says no and takes a dip in the fountain courtesy of Blair.

Back to Romeo aka Nate and his Juliet, Lily asks Nate to look into Chuck’s whereabouts as B breaks it off with her girlfriend S. Nate’s groupies trash his hotel room but he still lands Juliet’s digits.

Georgina busts Dan by passing the phone to Gramps as Milo meets the family! Lily moves the party to Eleanor’s…as Dan makes an appearance for another Humphreys family moment. Lily likes Milo but Rufus doesn’t believe the handmade paternity report. Another deep moment with the Humphreys…and Dan signs the birth certificate, what a tool! Georgina packs up and bails on Dan and Milo.

S steals the Prince, or the driver?? And B gets punk’d for the second time. Poor B. She admits that she’s frozen over Chuck, friends hug it out as Romeo finally calls Juliet as we see that she ain’t as innocent as she looks. And Lily gets a call from France saying some body washed up that could be Chuck, but alas Chucky boy is fine, and just has amnesia-or does he?? Chuck now goes by the name Henry Prince and him and a mysterious blonde were spotted on a train from Prague to Paris.

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Gossip Girl continues Monday at 9/8c on The CW.

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